No Pee

Jake and I went to pick up a pizza the other night. On the way there, we were driving down the road and out of the blue he asked me a question.

J: Mom, why is there a "No Pee" sign on the road?

M: What?

J: A "No Pee" sign? They don't want you to pee on this road?

M: What are you talking about?

J: The "No Pee" sign, why do they have a sign that says that you can't pee on this road?

So as we are driving, I am looking around and see the "No P" sign.

M: Jake, that is a no parking sign, it means that we can't park cars on this road.

So funny. I am glad that he is observant, it really was a good translation for a 5 year old.