Jake: Hey Mom... (as he is sitting on the toilet going potty)
Mom: What Jake?
J: Did you know that there are a ton of itty bitty people inside of us? Everyone has them.
M: No, I didn't know that.
J: Ya, they are inside of you and they help you poop.
M: Really?
J: Ya, there are also little things inside of all the food that we eat, they are magic, spicey metochlorians. They have little vitamins that go inside you and then the little guys put that in a little machine that makes the poop. Then the machine throws it up into a water slide, and then it makes it go down really fast. Then the little guys, who have shovels help it go down and it makes you poop.
M: How did you know this?
J: Grandpa told me.
M: He did? He is a really smart man!!
J: Ya, he is.
5 comments:
LMAO! I must admit I have never heard that theory. I think they must work OT inside my husbands body. Cute story Jake!
I hope this is true, it would be nice :) haha.. so cute
that is quite an imagination!
Priceless...those are definitely the things you need to be writing down! Wow!
Nick was quite impressed with Jakers version of (pooping). That was so funny and smart.
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